[social media] who stole my fucking turnips

[bitterbrush]

YOUR ASS IS DEAD

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[rocco_greylock]

wow! talmage, I didn't know joined the farming club!! that's so exciting!!!! sorry to hear about your missing turnips...I will keep a look-out on campus!!! nothing gets past me :^)

[bitterbrush]

do i look like a farmer to you

[rocco_greylock]

haha! not really!! wait a second--are you playing that new animal crossing game??? I heard luci talking about it the other day so I bought a copy! gonna go pick it up from the student center mailroom!!

[bitterbrush]

tell me what fruit you have when u get it

[rocco_greylock]

I GOT PEACHES!! I just told hector and he's super jealous because he got cherries and he thinks cherries are dumb. what fruit did you get?

[bitterbrush]

he knows he can just reset right ... i got cherries like twice before getting apples

[rocco_greylock]

oh!! I'll let him know!!

[rocco_greylock]

UHHH SO I TOLD HIM AND HE THREW HIS DORM CHAIR AT ME...I DON'T THINK HE REALIZED HE COULD RESTART THE GAME AND HE'S TOO FAR IN NOW...

[viviennedelaroux]

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[bitterbrush]

HAHAHAHAHAHA @hector_greylock HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[draconis_noctis]

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, SAZERAC.

[viviennedelaroux]

You're just mad you got cherries. 🙄

[astharoze]

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