Tanum looked at him sternly. "Don't you know all the best horror movies start with teens doing stupid stuff?"

The teen couple stopped making out and went to go investigate a shooting star they'd seen, which was of course actually a circus tent/spaceship full of killer klowns. Inspiration struck Tanum. He spoke around a mouthful of twizzler. "Hey, you know what we should do? Halloween is coming up, we should totally do some kind of prank to make everyone in the dorm think they're in a horror movie!"