[log] NOT Sadie Hawkins' Dance

[havoidant]

WHO: Havi & Tanum (+ anyone who isn't at the dance and happens to come by)
WHAT: dances are for NERDS
WHEN: Friday night after school (during the Sadie Hawkins' Dance)
WHERE: A-3 common area

Due to the temporary absence of over half the student body, Havi finally was able to relax out in his own floor's common room. Normally the only time he was out here was to warm up a frozen dinner or merely pass through so he could get to class. It wasn't that he didn't LIKE his floormates, it was. Well.

Ok, so he sort of hated his floormates. Literally none of them were a pleasure to be around. But that didn't matter tonight. Tonight was their night.

Tonight was a night of cheesy horror movies, comic books, and Capri Sun.

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[necardio]

"Okay, but we totally have to watch Killer Klowns from Outer Space, it's a classic," Tanum argued, struggling to stick the straw into a strawberry Capri Sun.

[havoidant]

"Do we have to?" Havi whined, sounding like he'd just been asked to do his chores. "You tried getting me to watch it last year, you know I can't do clowns." He slouched down further into their sofa, crossing his arms and pouting exaggeratedly.

[necardio]

"Yeah, but if you're already scared of clowns it's not like this movie is going to make you more scared of them!"

The straw finally went into the juice pack, but Capri Sun squirted all over Tanum's face. Blinking it out of his eyes, he wiped it off with the hem of his shirt.

[havoidant]

It was a bit awe-inspiring the way Tanum could wear glasses and still manage to get everything in his eyes. Havi snorted.

"Muhhhh," he then said eloquently. "If I get nightmares, you take responsibility." He slouched even further, refusing to take any part in the set-up of this movie.

[necardio]

"If you get scared, you can hold my hand," said Tanum. "Ha ha." The laugh wasn't quite convincing.

He fiddled around with the cords on the back of the TV until the DVD menu appeared on the TV.

no homo

[havoidant]

Havi made a noise of amusement, which ... stopped short as soon as he caught sight of the movie's idle menu.

"Oh my god," he said gravely. "This is going to be so bad, isn't it?" Luckily, he looked more amused than horrified.

yes homo

[necardio]

Tanum bounced back onto the couch. "That's the point of watching bad horror movies, dude!"

He reached for a pack of twizzlers, scooting a little closer to Havi's side of the couch as he did so.

[havoidant]

"I'm going to immediately regret this," Havi sighed, but then suddenly got up from the couch and left the area without an explanation.

"And continue to regret till the very end," he continued, shouting from his dorm room.

[necardio]

"Haaviii, where are you going, you can't skip out already?" Tanum whined, twisting around on the couch and knocking his twizzlers onto the floor. "Shit," he muttered, leaning over to stuff them back into the bag.

[havoidant]

Just as he was rescuing the remaining snacks, a big ol' blanket landed with a soft whump atop Tanum's back.

"Calm down," said Havi, now returning to his spot on the couch. "I'm not bailing yet!"

[necardio]

Tanum grinned and patted the couch next to him, pressing play on the DND DVD. "Yeah, you better not!"

Bad horror movies, ridiculous amounts of candy, and a fluffy blanket to share...this was like a setup from a teen romantic comedy, right?

fuckin DND

[havoidant]

Havi snagged one of the twizzlers before curling up under the cover.

Their movie started with a supposed teen couple sneaking off to a secluded cliff or something so they could enjoy their ... alone time. What's a horror movie without the grossly affectionate main characters?

"Are they ... laying on a life raft?" Havi asked incredulously. Ok, now they were making out on the life raft. Where are the clowns, clowns would be better than this.

[necardio]

Tanum looked at him sternly. "Don't you know all the best horror movies start with teens doing stupid stuff?"

The teen couple stopped making out and went to go investigate a shooting star they'd seen, which was of course actually a circus tent/spaceship full of killer klowns. Inspiration struck Tanum. He spoke around a mouthful of twizzler. "Hey, you know what we should do? Halloween is coming up, we should totally do some kind of prank to make everyone in the dorm think they're in a horror movie!"

what if i started this back up

[havoidant]

"I guess ..." he says, rolling his eyes exaggeratedly. This movie was doing a standup job setting itself up, really. He chewed on a Twizzler which had, unbeknownst to him, been on the floor not ten minutes ago.

Tanum's next comment intrigued him and Havi made a vaguely supportive mmm sound.

"... What kind of prank are we talking here?" he asked, interest obviously piqued. "Because I'm gonna have to veto anything involving clowns. Clowns will not scare anyone, not anymore."