[log] you're all in big trouble

[icyglare]

who: Everyone
what: Ms. Strangenorth has pulled every student into the gym right after last period and you're all in trouble.
where: The gym
when: If she has to keep you here all night, she will.

Rosalind stared stonily at each and every student as they filed into the gym. Under her gaze, even the innocent ones looked away guiltily as if she knew every class they'd skipped over the past four years. 

Once they were all seated on the rows of bleachers, she continued to stare, arms folded, until everyone was sweating with nerves.

"Which one of you," she said with the cold of a thousand winters in her voice. "Put Mr. Calloway's car on the roof of the school."

Comments

Re: uGHHHH

[deckitout]

Alexei leaned in to whisper from the row behind toivo, putting his hands on Toivo's shoulders. "I totally feel like i'm in that scene from mean girls don't you toi? like when the all get summoned by tina fey and talk about their feelings. wow i wish we did team building stuff like that here"

Re: uGHHHH

[galanoodle]

Issa glanced over from a couple people over, frowning slightly.
"I....I'm not... I don't think this is even like that at all, Alexei...."

DOUBLE UGHHH

[numberonecoolguy]

Toivo turned to glare at Alexei. How was he always there? How did he always just show up? He was always there. Why.

"Issa's right. This has nothing to do with Mean Girls. Why would you even bring that up?"

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[deckitout]

Alexei starts giving Toivo a back massage casually.

"If this was a mean girls AU who would be the plastics?" Alexei continues his train of thought ignoring the other two.

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[numberonecoolguy]

"One, I told you not to..." Toivo trailed off slowly but then he jumped up a little, still not fully alert. "Not to touch me. I told you not to.... do... that..." His eyes glazed over a little and he slouched a little more in his seat, not really paying attention to how annoying Alexei was.

"Those girls... that put on all the makeup and stuff. I dunno..." He wasn't really paying attention anymore.

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[deckitout]

"Mhmmm you know what i've noticed toi? there aren't that many girls at this school who wear makeup. actually there aren't that many girls at this school in general. that's kind of weird don't you think?" Alexei continues to let toivo melt in his boney fingers that were covered in cheap costume jewelry.

"I think it gives the boys more of a chance to explore their sexuality at a younger age. It said on reddit most guys wait until college now"

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[numberonecoolguy]

"Lia. She wears some. Around her eyes. And that Kotori girl uses a lot... I think Easton uses some." Toivo winced a little bit at the jewelry kneading into his skin. "Those rings hurt, dude."

Toivo adjusted himself to try to get Alexei to focus on the parts of his back that hurt the most, not really paying attention to what he was saying. After a minute, Toivo's head popped back up, and he turned to glare at Alexei. "Are you trying to hit on me?"

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[deckitout]

Alexei stopped mid way through pulling off one of the rings with his mouth and raised an eyebrow at toivo.

"I thought we were talking about the mean boys au i'm working on. If you want I can make you Aaron Samuels?"

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[numberonecoolguy]

"You just... said..." Toivo could never keep up with Alexei's weird train of thought. "Exploring sexuality...?" His expression turned deadpan and he sighed.

"Whatever. Just. Can you keep going?" Toivo let his shoulders drop. "That felt nice."

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[deckitout]

Alexei pockets his rings. "I don't see why people limit themselves to just one gender Toi. Makes life less interesting. See i've been working on this story of this teen who is confused about weather he likes the hot loud sexy football player prostitute at his school? But the guy is a super hung up on this and has to text his best friend all the time and she also wants to hook up with him."

"I think the story should end in a threesome"

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[numberonecoolguy]

Toivo slowly straightened out his back, his spine going stick straight. Honestly, it was probably the most disciplined posture he had ever done.

A few seconds ticked by and he very carefully turned around to look at Alexei. Then, without saying a word, he stood up. He didn't say anything, he just stared at Alexei.

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[deckitout]

"I'm thinking of going for the teen-romance-fantasy genre that's been so popular lately. Maybe have the prostitute football player be an angel? And maybe the nerdy boy is a were-horse"

Re: DOUBLE UGHHH

[numberonecoolguy]

Toivo's expression went from unamused to just plain confused. "Alexei, what the fuck are you talking about? a were-horse? That's just stupid. Who would ever think that's a good idea and use that as an actual plot device?"

He wasn't an idiot. Toivo knew that Alexei was basically putting him and Easton into one of his weird stories. How did he get stuck being friends with this guy? What was worse is that they're in the same year, so there was a lot of overlap in their schedules.

but at least he gives good back massages ehhhh boy

[deckitout]

"You're right I should stick to the classics. I'm trying to work in this handsome vampire character but I haven't figured his place out yet."

the worst

[numberonecoolguy]

"Also, don't put me in your stories. Or Eviee. We're not like that." Toivo huffed a little and clenched his fist. "I don't want you writing some weird story with some alternate were-horse version of me getting it on with our classmates!"

Toivo sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, his glasses skewing a little on his face. He really should go see a councilor.

Re: the worst

[deckitout]

Alexei held up his hands "Wow toivo you're really upset suddenly i thought massages were supposed to relax people"

Re: the worst

[numberonecoolguy]

"I... AUrk. Khr... KHGRRRR!"

Apparently those are words and apparently Toivo said them, but after the last grunt of frustration he turned around and plopped back down in his seat. Maybe if he just... ignored what Alexei said. Just. Avoided paying attention to him talking in Toivo's ear. Yeah. Sure.

"You are impossible and I want to throttle you," Toivo said very clearly, knowing that Alexei would somehow turn his words into a compliment or something. Or ignore them.

Re: the worst

[deckitout]

Alexei moved one hand up and felt around his throat, face going red as he looked away from toivo.

"Hahah whoa man that's a lot more than I was expecting" he laughed awkwardly. Woowee he would really rather not be in this room filled with the irritated entire student body. He'd rather be with just one other body, one strangling him a little bit. Not too hard tho, just the right amount....

But that was weird Toi was his friend and didn't mean it like that.

[text] To Alexi

[autonuked]

Obviously Alexi put his number in Aerika's phone when she wasn't looking, that's the only reason she has it.

[this is not like mean girls.]

Re: [text] To Aerika

[deckitout]

what if this was mean boys? o.o;;;; XD

what if the plastics were made up of the football players? in this au easton would definitely be karen. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[text] To Alexi

[autonuked]

[No.

You think the football players did this?

You're already writing this into your stupid fanfictions aren't you.]

[text] To Aerika

[deckitout]

all the boys look supaaaaa~ worried

i should submit this au to the newspaper ((ΦωΦ)) ((ΦωΦ)) ((ΦωΦ))

[text] To Alexi

[autonuked]

[I... guess you could submit it after this is all over.

Huh. Yeah they do. You're not gonna call them out?]

[text] To Aerika

[deckitout]

its so much more interesting to watch!!! <3 <3 <3

[text] To Alexi

[autonuked]

[ I just want to go to sleep.]